Recently I had to write a resume as part of a project review at work. In the template I was supplied with there was a section for “awards”. Not having won much official recognition, I did what all great resume writers do, and invented some.
Daniel Kinsman has won the following awards:
- 2005 Office guitar hero championship
- 2083 Time traveler of the year award
I was particularly proud of the last one. My manager, though sharing the humour, sadly told me to revise it.
So, can you come up with any humorous awards?